Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late β90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
(via humuhumunukunukuapua)
(via fuckyeahblackcelebrities)
(via necessaryfrolicking)
2 grown men go through a labor simulation
> I lost it at βSTOP SMILING!!!!β
I WISH EVERY MAN HAD TO DO THIS OMG
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Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).
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Thereβs a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
(via sorryforsmartlyblogging)
The awkward moment you realize he programmed a room based off the guy who owns PLAYBOY.
(via sorryforsmartlyblogging)
Americaβs problem in three pictures, ladies and gentlemen.
βWhat do you mean itβs MY responsibility?β
This show is satirical. In case that wasnβt obvious.
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